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Submitted by "Abbey"

Date: "one" Monday
Time: 5a.m. to 7 a.m
Location: Lagos
Description: A drive from home to office during the "RUSH HOUR"
Story concluded: Yes

Summary: A bachelor who obviously doesn't like what he does gives full details of a typical monday morning in Lagos.
Verdict: Captivating

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[freddiewit]

This is for all my people: FAMILY & FRIENDS; na una come first ooo.



Shout out to my family and friends

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[sweetsoul]

Quick Chinese!!!

U need 2 read it out loud 2 get it...
if u dnt get it, yo bad! 
That's not right ............................. ... Sum Ting Wong
Are you harbouring a fugitive?............Hu Yu Hai Ding
See me ASAP......................... .......... Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man ............................. ........... Dum Fuk
Small Horse ............................. ......... Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach? ..................Wai Yu So Tan
I bumped into a coffee table .............Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
I think you need a face lift ................Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here...

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[freddiewit]

This is very funny LOL
 
What Pastor X doesnt know wont hurt him............... Right?//
Exactly..... Sister Y of the choir and brother z of the ushering department have been "gathering 3 times a week for intense prayer meetings" at the Sweet and Sinless Hotel. This location was chosen to remove all wordly temptation and cause room for focus. Brother Z's wife commends him in his service to the lord, and gladly encourages her dear husband to do EXACTLY as his spirit " leads". That is gen gen number 1........
Brother T, Sister Y's husband has been wondering why she seems to have lost interest in him sexually..... Anyway,...

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[freddiewit]

Everyone had wondered if Obama will make it to White House. Despite the fact that majority of USA and the world at large knew Obama is more suitable for the position than Mcain, history scholars have debated the chances knowing fully well that RACISM still exists in America and most times, Americans only speak out the irony of what is deep inside. The term, "the Bradley effect" was reconsidered and that left most of us with no choice but to wait and see the results.

What is Bradley Effect?

The Bradley...

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[Penthome]

Never write anyone off, let alone a dog!

So you feel life has presented you lemons???  Great!  Make lemonade out of it . . . Refreshing!!!

Lesson:  If a dog can make the best of a “bad situation”,(no matter what yours may be), so can you, times over . . .

This is   ' Faith '   

This dog was born on  Christmas Eve in the year 2002.  He was born with 3 legs - 2  healthy hind legs and 1 abnormal...

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[Penthome]

Woman! Woman!! Woman!!!

The greatest money reducing agent ever known to man...

Man! Man!! Man!!!

The greatest liar ever known to woman...
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[mukina]

Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm she'll give you a baby. 

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you  give her groceries, she'll give you a meal

If you give  her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies  and enlarges what is given to her.'

 So if you give her crap, you will get a bucket full of  shit

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[mukina]

This is  a special topic for fred . .




Math Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be?
Fred: None! Teacher: (surprised): Why not?
Fred: Because you can't lay eggs!

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[hollufikky]

**FOUND THIS ON THE INTERNET SOMEWHERE (SOURCE LISTED BELOW)...NOT SURE OF THE VALIDITY OF THE INFO...BUT FUNNY STURVS ANYWAY..ENJOY!!!
PLEASE FEEL FREE TO LEAVE A COMMENT BELOW

Dear KokoMaster,
My roommate has a wonderful bf she's been dating for about 6 mnths.I think i'm startin to fall for him and i feel he likes me too.Do you think i should let him know how i feel? I'm scared he might reject me. (Oyinda OOU)

Dear Oyinda,
Reject u ke? if u are a real kokolette he cannot reject u.tell him d koko & offer him sth ur roommate hasn't. May the best booty win!

Dear KokoMaster,
I jst met this guy and i...

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[Penthome]

True confessions of an Ijaw Kid

Little Diepriye came into d kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up & he tot dis was a gud time 2 tell his mother what he wanted.

‘’Mom, i want a bike 4 my birthday.’’ Little Priye’s was a bit of a troublemaker.

He had gotten into trouble at skool & at home. Priye’s mother asked him if he tot he deserved 2 get a bike 4 his birthday. Little Priye, of course, tot he did. Priye’s mother wanted Priye to reflect on his behavior over d last yr. ‘’Go 2 ur room, Priye & think abt hw u v behaved dis yr. Den write a leta 2 God &...

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[jammielagos]

Okay.... here it goes

Things Not To Say During Childbirth....

-- Gosh, you're lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth.

-- Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts?

-- I hope your ready. The Glamour Shot photographer will be here in fifteen minutes.

-- If you think this hurts, I should tell you about the time I twisted my ankle playing basketball.

-- That was the kids on the phone. Did you have anything planned for dinner?

-- When you lay on your back, you look like a python that swallowed a wild boar.

-- You don't need an epidural....

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